salma:

“i haven’t eaten anything since last year”

“i remember 2012 like it was yesterday”

“i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”

(via circumcisions)

shavingryansprivates:

how do girls do 45 minutes of makeup and hair and stuff every day because sometimes i forget to shower for like 3 days

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via hungarian)

nar-wh4ls:

i have the mental stability of mr crocker 

(Source: grapewallofchina, via miranduh-cosgrove)

joulesofmia:

^{i ate my twin in the womb}

(Source: atticrissfinch, via waiting-for-the-tardis)

villainsandfairytales:

Every time I walk into a library I feel like I’m being judged by the librarians like oh you’re a teenager don’t you have a village to burn down or something

(via theyellowbrickroad)

wittywallflower:

ymcgay:

“what kind of sick bastard wouldnt reblog this”

me

According to the Tumblr posts I dont reblog I am an anti-gay pro-cancer Romney supporting puppy-kicker and also my name is Rick.

(via herkulespoirot)