“i haven’t eaten anything since last year”
“i remember 2012 like it was yesterday”
“i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
how do girls do 45 minutes of makeup and hair and stuff every day because sometimes i forget to shower for like 3 days
i have the mental stability of mr crocker
Every time I walk into a library I feel like I’m being judged by the librarians like oh you’re a teenager don’t you have a village to burn down or something
“what kind of sick bastard wouldnt reblog this”
According to the Tumblr posts I dont reblog I am an anti-gay pro-cancer Romney supporting puppy-kicker and also my name is Rick.